Anwar’s ass vs Saiful’s ass

Malaysian political dramas is effecting me greatly. And to say that is an understatement. Instead of having nice and good dreams about dancing teddies or spending romantic time with my sweetheart, or a fairy tale ending of an ongoing soap dramas, I dream about Anwar and Saiful doing a butt off! Literally butt off! Butt facing butt, and the butts are debating with each other! Argh! Long gone are the sweetness of my dream life! No more romantic dreams of marrying a prince or sexy and exotic dreams. Ah, yes, old assholes, young assholes, C4ing creeps as well as bubbly mouth strawberries are invading my dreams indefinitely.

My god, that was a nightmare. Why the hell Malaysian politics affect me so? I’m not their aqquintance and I do not know them personally. But what’s going on in Malaysian media agenda setting these days, affects our daily life greatly nevertheless. What they do or what they say is effecting our media, as well as the ambience of our countries.Previous night’s dream really got me thinking. They’ve been demanding Anwar to give his D.N.A samples. Here’s my questions: Why do they need new samples? And how do they plan to use it against Anwar to their own benefit?

As far as I’m concern, they already have Anwar’s D.N.A sample in store, and store it correctly, the D.N.A specimen could be preserve/conserve for a lot of years. Unless the D.N.A was deemed of no importance, they will not preserve it, they will go ahead and destroy it after using it as evidence in court in order to avoid genetic manipulation. But I believe that is not the case.

My biochemistry may not be at a PhD level, but that is a basic knowledge. Why the hell is Pak Lah claiming that the samples in store is ‘too old’? Was he sleeping through his classes and got the facts wrong again? Or the lab is inefficient that they screw up while storing the D.N.A for preservation? Or…the D.N.A that they had in in store is not Anwar’s D.N.A? *gasps*

Nevermind those! I’m just wondering how the hell they’re planning to use the D.N.A if they were to obtain it from Anwar. Are they going to check Anwar’s matress again? Or this time they’re going to be more vicious and porno-ish where Anwar and Saiful are stripped naked and they’ll poke around in both of their butt in order to obtain ‘necessary’ evidence to use it against Anwar?

If the plan to do it that way, I only have one question left. How the hell they’re going to find evidence in someone’s asshole when asshole is usually used for pooping? They do need to wash their ass or use toilet rolls to clean the poop away, don’t they? Won’t the evidence then will be long gone flushed down they toilet bowl by the time they decided to torch both of the men’s butt and poke around with a cotton bud for evidence?

I believe that using D.N.A in this sort of case is dangerous. And, the samples can easily be manipulated. And if it’s true that Anwar’s banana had visited Saiful’s asshole in a certain venue, shouldn’t they be looking for Anwar’s D.N.A, eg, pubic hair, semen, etc over there and compare it with what they have in store? One thing about D.N.A is, they don’t fade easily unless it’s tampered with chemicals or overshadowed by another D.N.A. Why can’t they just make an effort to look for it in the place of ‘crime’? Or is it there’s no crime to begin with and D.N.A. is necessary to build a case against Anwar?

Cleffairy: Genetic maipulation is a dangerous thing.

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Recently having fascination with ancient history.
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