I suddenly have the need to write about this. I know it’s not my usual ranting and emotional articles but seriously, I need to apologize to all of Batman fans out there. Why do I say this? Well, dear readers, I can’t seem to appreciate Dark Knight the way the rest of you did. I actually struggled to stay awake and slept throughout the rest of the movie. Thank heavens I watched it online for free, otherwise I’ll be swearing my head off for wasting the money on the movie ticket in a cinema.
Why did I slept through Dark knight? I don’t know, but I slept like a pig after the first 15 minutes after Dark Knight being showed on my screen, and so does my other half. We’re both struggling to stay awake throughout the whole movie. Personally, I find it quite…boring.
Dark Knight kicked Titanic’s ass as top earning blockbuster, but seriously, I’m not so sure why. Is it because the guy who played Bruce Wayne is hot? I can’t really comment on the storyline and the action during the movie, because I was relatively disposed, dreaming about certain web swinger as well as that stupid man who cannot seem to wear his underwear right.
Damn. Why can’t I appreciate Dark Knight the way I appreciate Iron Man? And why this particular Batman movie can’t keep me awake the way that bloke Clark Kent who fooled the whole damn world with a pair of glasses? And why the hell Batman can’t get me to throw popcorn at the screen the way I’m pissed at Peter Parker for being a mild manner superhero who just can’t knock Mary Jane off her feet and toss her to the bed and make wild passionate love to her? Damn. I must be cuckoo!
Something must be really wrong with me. Everyone told me that Dark Knight is excellent, but it’s not good enough to keep me even awake to enjoy the whole movie. Gosh, I can sit for more than four hours watching Discovery Channel Documentary on Helen of Troy as well as The Spartan by Bethany Hughes and yet I can’t survive Batman? So I’ve been told I love boring stuff like documentaries on ancient histories, but I can’t believe people are actually right about me. I’m not really ‘normal’.
Hmm, actually I can tell you people why I prefer Superman to Batman. Firstly, I think it’s because I’m bias, because in reality, I share the same job with Superman/Clark Kent, which is a journalist. Superman is really the one I need to thank for my job, because the guy actually inspired me to take up journalism. (I’m serious about this) Secondly, I’m a bit against filthy rich people who actually own an empire just because his mom and dad died and left him the money. Thirdly…THE UNDERWEAR…THE RED UNDERWEAR! I love Superman more than I like Batman must be because of the flashy red underwear. LOL. Don’t you guys just love a superhero who is courageous enough to use his underwear as a disguise? I mean, who’ll be looking at his face when people are busy ogling his flashy red underwear? It’s a perfect disguise.
This sounds really dumb…I know I’ll be getting flames from Batman fans, but since I’m halfway through this, I’ll just continue and pretend that this doesn’t actually sound so stupid after all. It’s Batman vs Superman here…*ducks*
Cleffairy: Eh, if I pathetically love Superman more than Batman as a Superhero, why the hell I swoon without fail when I watch Zorro? Or going ‘Awwww’ when Tuxedo Mask from Sailormoon threw his roses at his enemy during his appearance? Can somebody please tell me why. LOL.