OMG, oral sex is illegal!

Just a short entry to vent on this issue, dear readers. Below is a news excerpt from The Star newspaper.

KUALA LUMPUR: Police want to interview the woman who was filmed performing oral sex with former Health Minister Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek.

Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan said police were looking for her following two re­­ports lodged recently in Ampang and Petaling Jaya.

“We are investigating the case un­­der Section 377A of the Penal Code for carnal intercourse against the order of nature as the two people who lodged the reports claimed that there was oral sex in the DVD.

What the fuck? Now oral sex is considered against the course of nature? Excuse me dude, define oral sex, please. Does this mean that we cannot perform any licking or sucking of private parts during our sexual intercourse with our partner? Wow… that means if you were to make your wife suck your dick or you go and lick your wife’s breasts or stick a tongue in her pussy while you’re having passionate sex, then that means you’re actually breaking the law?

Good grief! What is considered normal then? Just a simple rhythmic penetration while your partner lay on the bed like some log and stare at the ceiling until it’s over? Well, if that is the case, one might as well practice celibacy, seriously. There will be no joy and satisfaction in sexual relationship if there is no caressing or intimate foreplay is involved.

If I were to be told that performing oral sex to satisfy your partner is something against the Malaysian law, then I suppose I’m better off in other countries where people can actually be sued for invasion of privacy, not the other way around.

Seriously speaking, I’m more than certain that all married couple in Malaysia actually performed oral sex with their spouse before. One would be lying if they say they never did such a thing before. French kissing is also a part of oral sex, so to me, this CSL case is actually politically motivated to bring him down, since he’s getting into hotsoup for fighting with OTK. Oh, please… don’t you guys have better weapon in your armor to fight off CSL? Can’t you do any better than bringing up the oral sex issue? What’s the matter you ball-less? Your dick is too limp to fight like a man instead of having personal attack like this?

It’s not a wonder that the statistic showed that Malaysians are not so hot in bed. We’re expected to have some 5 minutes sex and lay on the bed while staring at the ceiling like some dead meat. Tsk! Even foreplay such as oral sex is also considered as something disgusting and against the course of nature. Tsk tsk tsk!

Cleffairy: I LOVE FRENCH KISSING! SO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? SUE ME? GO TO HELL ASSHOLE!

ps: On a more serious note, CSL must be quite clean from any corruption case that it resorted ‘them’ to use CSL’s ‘lack of morality’ to bring him down.

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13 Responses to OMG, oral sex is illegal!

  1. Guat Im says:

    Utterly nonsense.

    Who took the video and distributed it? Is there anyone investigating them? Why are they spreading the video? Who is the victim here again? What IS the problem here? Why are these officials investigating small matter like this? DONT TELL ME THAT THE REST OF THE INVESTIGATING OFFICERS NEVER HAD ORAL SEX LOH!

    As I said before we can make a soap opera outta our politics.

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  3. Ahh..

    What will happen next?

    Gosh!

  4. cleffairy says:

    Guat Im, Zara… these people are crazy! Humph! let’s go ask every single married couple in Malaysia. See if they had oral sex before or not. I’m willing to bet my wages that beyond reasonable doubt, none of them are not guilty of having oral sex! *growl*

  5. calvin says:

    i think kissing is considered an oral sex…jutting your tougue in and out. if that’s the case, then i would have police raiding my house any minute now………these people all no brain one. no brain politicians, no brain police, no brain laws…….i think i will live in singapore instead. :X

  6. kikey says:

    OMG… nowadays… Malaysia… speechless………..

  7. Christopher says:

    errr….guess it’s also unlawful in singapore leh…

  8. kellaw says:

    doggy style is illegal because its out of nature of human lol. doggy style is for dogs only ma. no meh?

  9. cleffairy says:

    Calvin… that’s why lorr…if that’s the case, dun say only you will kena. i also will kena. LMAO.

    Kikey
    , save me, bring me to England.

    Chris
    … in Sg also it’s illegal? OMG

    Kellaw
    …go watch or read kamasutra. Those style for humans la. LOL… too bad those ppl dunno how to enjoy, just lay flat like a piece of dead meat and stare at the ceiling til it’s over! But the issue here is not whether it’s for human or not. Clearly, the authorities are trying to dictate people’s sex lives and this is invasion of privacy at it’s very best.

  10. Ahh… why must the M’sian police always fuss over the nitty-gritty of people’s sex lives? They seem to be more occupied with blow jobs than their real jobs i.e. catching crime, LOL.

  11. Dreamkid says:

    Easy there Cleffairy…. Your children might be reading…lol. I hope not 😉

  12. cleffairy says:

    Pau… u know why anot? Becoz their wife can’t give them proper BJ… that’s why they’re jealous lorrr so wanna catch people who do BJ nicely… (omg, what a childish answer… =.=)

    Dreamkid… lol… my age? Children? They’re rambling A for apples, B for ball and C for Cats lerrr… dunno how to read yet. Heck, I’m not that old you kno? LOL…

    😛

  13. WayeYoung says:

    Another political ploy. >.<”

    Sooner or later sex is totally banned :O

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