Cigarette Love Story

Chill out people, it’s Friday. Another historic day for Malaysia. I was having my usual cuppa tea while browsing and watching online news on Datuk Seri Najib tun Razak’s appointment as Malaysia’s sixth PM when these funny poem about cigarette came in my mail. Allow me to share with you guys. I hope it lightens your day.

I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro,
In the Salem high country
I Always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was Lucky Strike I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys , the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into room number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, ‘You are a Rough Rider !!!’
You are riding like a mad Camel
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered’ I want MORE! !!!’

Then suddenly she turned around and asked me if I want to enter her Gudang Garam.

She said… depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!

Cleffairy: Smoking is hazardous to health. Over a Cuppa Tea author do not promote or condone smoking. Smoke at your own risk.


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About cleffairy

Recently having fascination with ancient history.
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17 Responses to Cigarette Love Story

  1. fufu says:

    hahahha
    “depan belakang puas, barulah SAMPOERNA!” lmao =)

  2. calvin says:

    hahahahahahaha…..this is good……hahahahahaha…aiyo, my stomach is aching from all the laughter…hahahahaha

  3. BlurryLeo says:

    Gudang Garam ??? meh … that gotta be darned SALTY !!! muahahaha

  4. James says:

    lawl nice 1 sis!! I wonder wad gudang garam means xD

  5. Lisa says:

    hahaha I think I read this some time ago…. something quite similar and funny as well

    😀

  6. KevinP says:

    Aha.. the the gudang garam and sempoerna is a nice addition.. :).

  7. kenwooi says:

    haha i read this somewhere but it was a very long time ago.
    very creative indeed! =)
    too bad, i dont smoke!

  8. Ha ha ha, read this almost 20 years ago when I was still studying and when internet was not so popular yet. Huh huh, lucky I am not Peter Stuyvesant. LOL

  9. chrisau says:

    LOL…..

  10. amoker says:

    haha… that is quite a creative addition. i have looked at the first part but the second part is a real cracker. barulah sompoerna. haha

  11. Raynebow says:

    Wow…gudang garam – that’s a new description of u-know-what…LOL! I have read this before but without the gudang garam & sampoerna part!

  12. eugene says:

    bravo, bravo, the landscape of blogginng has changed since the entrance of cleffairy,,,hhahahahahah.

    thank god you didnt put up your picture, otherwise you would have started more bithc fights,,,,,,,,,,,

    kudos my friend

  13. KevinP says:

    Clef.. now tell the story of credit cards… 🙂

  14. cleffairy says:

    To Everyone: LOL… it’s funny, isn’t it? When i first saw the joke in my email, I laughed like a mad cow. in office summore. Ahahahaha….I had no idea it’s been in circulation for so long! 😛 I wonder who was the writer for this poem.

    Eugene…I dun dare to put my piccies on the net wan la…. so skinny, so ugly, wait later ppl see and vomit all over their pc! 😛

  15. Nice 1 bro.. Keeping up for some more funny acticle….
    Wish you all the best!!!

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