Ladies, ever feel that you could throw up listening to some men’s lame pick up line, and you’d probably cut a hand to tell them off? Here’s some that I’d like to share with you:
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?v Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
Here’s some of the pick up line that cracked me up, a courtesy of my friend as well…and so far I haven’t have the comeback for it. And after reading through, I realized that my husband used some of in on me every now and then. Thankfully it’s my husband and not anyone else, otherwise the sucker would have known how it’s like to feel hell.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Is it HOT in here or is it just you?
- If I follow you home, will you keep me?
- If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
- If you are going to regret me in the morning, I’ll let you sleep in until the afternoon
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come down
- I’m not drunk. I’m intoxicated by you
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together
- Help the homeless. Take me home with you
- All those curves, and me with no brake
- I hope you know CPR, ‘cos you take my breath away
- You see my friend over there? (Points to friend who sheepishly waves from afar) He wants to know whether YOU think I am cute
- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want most for Christmas?
- Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart
- I am invisible (Really??) Can you see me? (Yes.) What about tomorrow night?
- Hey, are you forgetting to bring back something? (What?) Me!
- Are you taking any application for a boyfriend?
- Your legs must be tired. (Why?) ‘Cos you have been running through my mind all night.
Cleffairy: Cheers, people. Have a long and nice weekend.