Never lie to women!

I’d like to share this with you guys today. Again, it’s from my friend Pauline. Cheers, and have a nice day.

A man called home to his wife and said, ‘Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends.

We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up’ ‘Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. ‘

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, ‘Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?’

You’ll love the answer,folks. …….

The wife replied, ‘I did, dear. They’re in your fishing box! …’

Moral of the story, ladies and gents…

Never Ever Lie To A Woman…!!!

Cleffairy: Men loves to lie to their woman in the face. They can look into the woman in question’s eyes and lie, just because they thought they bring more money home, stronger and the woman have no guts to leave them. They forget their root. Forget that sometimes, the woman made them into what they are today. Sometimes, men are just wrong. They never know if the woman have plans of her own.

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19 Responses to Never lie to women!

  1. Ajay K. Yadavalli says:

    Good one : )

  2. eugene says:

    The other Moral of the story is, dont you dare to think that women are stupid lot.

    They can appear to be stupid, and you think you can get away with it, but alas, they are like the CSI’ guys, they can even tell you the most detail if you want too.

    But sometimes a little lies here and there can really spice up the marriage life, you know? not that of adultery stuff, but those insignificant like, i did not go out and drink stuff…

    take care cleff,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    • cleffairy says:

      Lies minus the infidelities things… is still acceptable, I suppose. A little secret wun do harm unless the secret can destroy your marriage. hope all is well with your wife and boys, Eugene.

  3. Cheeyee says:

    LOL the husband is so stupid. Don’t know how to cheat. 😀

  4. amoker says:

    i sooo agree ….. cunning… hehe

  5. Zara says:

    Yup!
    Never lie to us!
    ..or else, man, you’ll regret!

  6. claire says:

    Last Friday our cell group just had a good laugh, discussing about the stupidity of men and the shrewdness of ladies… 🙂

  7. chrisau says:

    LOL… men r not stupid but a bit too engrossed with something else..:P

  8. jen says:

    most men think we women are stoopit, but we’re not! =P

  9. BlurryLeo says:

    hey clef,

    i’ve read this before … but it never fail to give me a good laugh everytime i came across the joke again 😉 …

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